Total Medals Earned: 2,089 (From 384 different games.) Total Medal Score: 34,775 Points
Medals Earned: 7/30 (60/500 points)
Give Albert the Bad News
Defeat the Armored King Toad
Obtain the wooden bat
Collect 5 Moon Stones
Defeat a fully grown Sand Dragon
Increase Max HP to 40
Break over 100 boxes or crates
Scrap a Big Robot
Defeat the Mercenary General
Rid a tree house of slimes
Defeat a harpy with her own weapon
Quickly drop a patrolling bandit unawares
Eat 5 food items that are considered unsafe
Steal from the mayor's treasury
Sleep wherever it is possible to sleep
Consumed over 30 healing items
Upgrade inventory to its max size
Collect 20 Moon Stones
Carry all the best equipment
Beat the Game
Collect over 1000 coins since the start of your journey
Increase Max Health to 99
Finish the game with zero deaths
Collect 40 Moon Stones
Finish the game in 64 minutes or less
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (40/220 points)
baby medal
amateur
dedicated
damn daniel
autoclicker
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/220 points)
Play the game for the first time!
Destroy a trash can/cone
Get at least 100 dollars
Get at least 25 Pizzas!!
Win the game
Medals Earned: 6/11 (105/325 points)
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
The uh, safety was off there.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (300/300 points)
Start the game
Find the hammer
Hit some poop with the hammer
Hit a dead person with the hammer
Exterminate four ants
Kill Peter The Ant (That's the end of the game)
Medals Earned: 6/45 (30/500 points)
Killed 20 enemies
Killed 2 enemies at once
Sticker (Common): Alien Hominid
Sticker (Common): Tom
Sticker (Rare): Edd
Win 10 rounds
Killed 3 enemies at once
Sticker (Common): Green Knight
Sticker (Common): Grunt
Sticker (Common): The Player
Sticker (Epic): Cat Dad
Sticker (Epic): Gold Whale
Sticker (Epic): Necromancer
Sticker (Epic): Tord
Sticker (Epic): Tricky
Sticker (Rare): Hank
Sticker (Rare): Orange Knight
Sticker (Rare): Pico
Sticker (Rare): Racoon
Sticker (Uncommon): Beefy Villager
Sticker (Uncommon): Boyfriend
Sticker (Uncommon): Hominid Agent
Sticker (Uncommon): Matt
Sticker (Uncommon): The Tank
Win a game of Castle Crashers VS!
Beat 10 rounds!
Killed 30+ enemies with 100% accuracy!
Killed 4 enemies at once
Killed 50 enemies
Killed 5 enemies at once
Killed 6 enemies at once
Escaped the magma!
Break 100 blocks!
Broke 500 blocks!
Win a game of Pico Roulette!
Survived for 1+ miles!
Win 25 rounds
Killed 100 enemies!
Killed 50+ enemies with 100% accuracy!
Killed 7 enemies at once!
Survived for 5+ miles!
Crossed the finish line! (~12 miles)
Win 50 rounds
Killed 100+ enemies with 100% accuracy!
Win 100 rounds!
Medals Earned: 6/7 (250/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Medals Earned: 10/11 (320/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
A new lap record!